Sunday, May 15, 2011

Quadriplegia is contagious and hereditary

Don't look at me with your eyes. You WILL go numb, get chlamydia, and die


Do I remember this photo? No! But it did happen. 

We decided to go to Vadies on Halloween last year. I decided not to dress up as I'm already in a wheelchair, and that would have to do. As i went into the door a fairy spotted me (a girl dressed as a fairy of course). She took one look and burst out laughing. I immediately knew she thought I "dressed up" as a disabled person. I wanted to laugh so badly, but managed to keep a straight face. I looked her straight in the eyes and said "what!?". I've never seen a fairy turn into a ghost, yet I found out it's possible. I strolled past her with a huge grin, and once she was out of sight I burst out laughing. What kind of a sicko would "dress up" as a cripple guy for Halloween? 


Me at Vadies with the hockey crew

If you look closely at my jersey, you will see I spilled beer on it. Usually once I've had a few beers I get incredibly clumsy. Seeing as my hands don't work, I usually go home with more beer on me than in me. People can handle me spilling a few beers. On the other hand, when I fall over people absolutely freak out. I've fallen over backwards plenty times in clubs, pubs and braai's. My friends usually stand and laugh at me while randoms gasp and run around shouting. Once I'm up and about again, I have to reassure everyone I'm fine as always. 

  

Remember. If you see a disabled guy, don't kick him. He will put a 7 year curse on you with purely his mind

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